Mindful Ramblings
Published on March 11, 2004 By Unfairman In Misc
So, yesterday I asked my good friend (let's call her "ShMel") if she would like to be my date to my brothers wedding on June 5th. She accepted. It's cool, too, cause my departure date is June 8th, and I'll get to party with my friends before I go!

Anyway, hours after ShMel agreed to accompany, she IMed me and told me that she had possibly broken her ankle. She was going to pick up our friend ShBrian from a party when she slipped on some ice and heard a crack. I told her it was probably the ice that made the crack, but she didn't believe me. This is especially bad news for her, because she's a dancer.

So, the moral of the story is...if you're a friend of mine, and I ask you to be my date, say no. It's healthier for you.

Comments
on Mar 11, 2004
I'll keep that in mind. Sounds like a useful warning.

~Dan
on Mar 11, 2004
I hate wedding dates! I have the most abysmal luck with them as well. In the past couple of years, I've been invited to 3 weddings on one side of the family. 3 times, my date did not show. Valid reasons for each one, but still.... Now it's a big family joke about inviting me and a guest. Labelled a loser by my whole family... blahhh.
on Mar 11, 2004
Oh man, you got the ole' "I slipped on the ice and broke my ankle picking up Brian" excuse. That one always really hurts.
on Mar 11, 2004
hahaha...
Ted, remember when I told you about that dream where that guy I thought was Neal stole the chick I liked, and you said I couldn't even score in my dreams...yeah, it's kinda like that.

Also, to clarify, just because my date is broken, doesn't mean our date is broken (think about it)
Peace
on Mar 11, 2004
I think you can get gently used dates from Platos Closet, or maybe that's abercrombie jeans...I forget which.
on Mar 11, 2004
Damn, i was going to ask you out tonight

BAM!!!
on Mar 11, 2004
Well, if my date doesn't wear abercrombie jeans...I mean, what's the point. I've seen their catalogues.
on Mar 12, 2004
mmMMMmmmmm....sounds like ShMell has herself one HOT date! What a lucky girl
on Mar 12, 2004
hey, how come Mal doesn't post on my ish, is it just because I didn't feature a blog post specifically about her? that's my guess.
on Mar 13, 2004
I'd say that's a pretty good guess, Ted. Mel loves the attention BbbbbbRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBB *drum drum drum*

Maybe you should post an article "How Hot Mel Is" or something.
on Mar 14, 2004
Maybe we should post that pic of her kissing strange...my site would be number 1 within the hour.