or; Why I Hate the Richies.
I hate Carl Pohlad.
Who is Carl Pohlad, one might ask, and what has he done to incur my wrath?
Carl Pohlad is the owner of the Minnesota Twins, "my" baseball team. As to why I hate him...
Most recently, the reason I hate him is because of Victory Sports One. This is a television station he created when he bought the rights to air all Twins baseball games. That, in itself, is nothing hate worthy. A lot of owners own the rights to broadcast their games. I hate him because his whiny network execs couldn't broker a deal with any of the major Minnesota broadcast companies (Charter Communications, DirecTV, The Dish Network) so very, VERY few fans are able to watch the games. Not only is that a bitch move, it doesn't make any sense financially. I mean, how can he generate revenue if he doesn't make a deal with anyone to broadcast his games. Now, I don't know all the details of negotiations or whatever, but the fact remains that it's a complete dick move.
I also hate him because he's a cheap bastard. The Twins were a great team last season (and are on the road to become one this season) and yet he was still to cheap to pony up the dough to keep a good deal of the same players. We lost "Everyday Eddie" Guardado and A.J. "I'm an asshole, but I sure can play" Pierzynski (not much of a loss, thanks to Joe Mauer, who is the next rookie phenom) but still...I hate that guy. A lot.
Hmmm...that's all the energy I feel I can put into hating right now. I think I'm gonna go watch a Twins game...oh wait! I can't! Asshole!