Sorry folks, but I have to write the words to my new favorite song here. It's by Strong Bad. He writes about what he would do if he could make his town different. It comes straight from the heart, and that's what makes it special.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll....
The Poopsmith he could talk *HEL-LO*
And Marzipan would rock
And The Stick would be this big old tree
That would try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me
[Strong Mad] And me!
We'll see!
And the King of Town would be underground
In a box filled up with peeeeeeas...
[King of Town] I hate peas!
I know!
And Bubs would give away flame throwers
That shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills
[Bubs] Imitation Chocolate!
And my stupid baby brother
Would have been born with horns and a taaaaaaillll...
[Strong Sad] I'm evil.
And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket
[Coach Z] Check it out, yo!
And Homestar just couldn't hack it
[Homestar] I quit!
And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all
'Cept he'd look like a an ABA basketball...
2...3...4...
And this little weirdo [referring to Homsar}
Would be a modestly hot girl
To help me through the hard times, y'know the kind
That are only sorta hot
So they don't mess around with other guys
[Homsar] Yeaaayayayyyaaa...I'm forever your girl!