Mindful Ramblings
What does XL mean toTommy Hilfiger?
Published on February 29, 2004 By Unfairman In Misc
My mom went shopping the other day, and she decided to buy me some new work shirts. My work shirts have to be white, button down, collared shirts that would work with ties.

She came home with more shirts than I really need, including one Tommy Hilfiger shirt that she bought "on sale". The "sale" price was 30.00, marked down from 50.00, and the tag said XL. Any two of the other shirts she bought probably cost that much. Most were XXL, and I can swim in them.

Let's clear something up: I'm not a fashion model. I have wide, solid shoulders and chest that give way to an equally proportioned belly. Not the sought after "V" shaped torso which so many find unattainable by any means.

So I try on this Tommy shirt: fits pretty good, I think. The shoulders have plenty of room, are *almost* too spacious. Then I buttoned it up. Again, good across the chest. Two inches below my sternum, however, there appeared a conspicuous bulge, the the point where there was a gap between buttons. As I mentioned my gut is not inconsiderable, but good god! Who are these clothes made for? I have enough shoulders for a someone a foot taller than I am, and the shirt was very much comfortable there, yet I can hardly take a deep breath for fear of liberating a button? I mean, c'mon! Now I know how normal sized women feel when they want to buy clothes. Fuck you, Tommy Hilfiger, and fuck your millions and millions of dollars.

Comments
on Feb 29, 2004
amen.......this made me smile. Nice....

Trinitie
on Mar 01, 2004
Ditto, particularly since I like TH stuff and yet it's a miracle to find something that fits. I'm not big, but I'm short, 5 '6 - 5' 7, S shirts are too small (too tight), M too large...it's like their idea of a 5' 7 guy is someone who weighs 100 pounds :/ Get a life you so-called designers, think of the shorter people for a change. You and your bloody model stereotypes.
on Mar 02, 2004
So when are you going to send me the shirt? Just kiddin' player....actually I love my wardrobe for work....t-shirts ratty jeans, etc. Though I have had to cut the innappropriate college shirts out....but hey...doesn't everyone. Chris after you get back from wherever you should give me a call....you like kids...I'll get you a job....peace.
on Mar 02, 2004
I like kids...for supper! Mwahahahaha!
on Mar 03, 2004
Don't you mean...whoa-ha-ha Joey Lawrence style?
on Mar 04, 2004
haha...yes, yes I did mean that. But only if Joey Lawrence took a part as a drunk vampire.
on Mar 04, 2004
I'd watch that movie.......Joey Lawrence is........THE DRUNK VAMPIRE! WOAH-HA-HA!